Start by dicing an onion
Add the diced onion to a pot with olive oil
Sprinkle some freshly cracked salt into the pot
Stir onions frequently until translucent
After about 10 minutes (until onions are translucent), add tomato paste, Italian seasoning blend, minced garlic
Stir mixture for another 1-2 minutes
TURN OFF THE STOVE (alcohol is extremely flammable)
Add 1 cup of vodka (I used Absolut) to deglaze the pot
Turn stove back on, let vodka cook out completely
Once vodka is completely cooked out, add coconut cream, plant milk, cherry tomatoes, sundried tomatoes
Stir pot and cover, let sit for 10 minutes on low heat (until cherry tomatoes are blistered)
While the sauce is cooking, in a separate pot bring water to a boil. Follow the instructions on the package and boil penne pasta of choice (I used a high protein chickpea gluten-free pasta)
Either use an immersion blender or transfer mixture to a regular blender. Blend everything in the pot
Add a HEAPING ;) amount of nutritional yeast to the blended sauce, along with freshly cracked pepper, flaky sea salt, and a few sprinkles of sage (or basil)
Stir in cooked pasta to sauce, enjoy :)